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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SlimFast still have hope for the Tigers. With new information about the CEO Coldplay concert, Lazlo is tired of people getting fired for having sex. Tommy Lee seems to be in every band, and there may be a new supergroup on the way. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the breaking news at the Dallas ICE facility, Jimmy Kimmel’s opening monologue, a Missouri woman found guilty of trying to steal Elvis’s Graceland, the lawsuit against Snapchat, Trump’s speech at the UN, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.8	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.2	Yo!
0:47.8	My man, how are you?
0:49.6	I'm doing great.
0:50.3	How are you?
0:51.3	Well, I mean, I'm fine.
0:52.8	I'm fine.
0:53.5	There's no problems. Uh, I didn Well, I mean, I'm fine. I'm fine. There's no problems.
0:56.6	I didn't, man, I know people don't care about baseball, but I have to get off my chest.
1:00.7	They're saying now the tires are out of first place. They have been in first place since April.
1:06.1	What happened?
1:08.5	Somehow the guardians went on some 25 and 7 run or something.
1:13.4	Yeah.
1:14.0	And the Tigers have just collapsed.
1:16.2	Now they're saying in modern baseball history, if the Tigers lose this series,
1:21.5	which they lost the first game to the Guardians last night,
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