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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday, 9.25.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SlimFast have a much needed debrief after yesterday's corporate meeting. The guys have different opinions about Gary Cohen getting onto a Mets’ player for leaving a game for Charlie Kirk' s funeral. Lazlo can’t stand Church bands, and is blown away by current apartment prices. Lazlo places his bets, and SlimFast and him get in a debate over Salvy. In Headlines, the guys discuss the new updates on the Dallas shooting, fake apartment scams, kids tipping over a cop in a Porta Potty, stretch yogurt, parents currently mad that they are re-opening Camp Mystic, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.2

the church of lasla has begun me what's up you a hot piece of ass huh not much how are you in the morning

0:51.9

you look good thanks you too oh too. Oh, thanks, buddy.

0:55.4

My name's Lazz.

0:56.1

That's my buddy soon.

0:57.6

I know we've got our big thing today.

1:00.9

What thing?

1:01.8

I don't do anything.

1:02.6

We've got another thing today.

1:03.9

No, we don't.

1:04.7

Yeah, we're meeting with someone today.

1:05.9

Who?

1:06.7

Oh, the guy.

1:07.6

Oh, is he in town?

1:08.5

Right, isn't that today? Isn't the guy in town today, summer?

1:11.6

He's in town on Tuesday.

1:25.9

We're still meeting him today. Oh, we're doing it. Oh, I got confused. Okay. Gotcha. I should have listened. Better read those emails. Whatever. It's fine. So, we still got to do that, but that's short. Yeah, that's fine.

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