Tuesday, 9.23.25
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 105 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.6 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:30.6 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.6 | And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:43.2 | the church of laslo has begun yo yo how are you man i'm good how are you i'm great no problems |
| 0:52.3 | yeah yeah i want all that money last night son i. I told you. You stayed up by soon? Forty yards. Yeah. Lions. And a touchdown each. Man, we could have made a ton of money because both those dudes scored two touchdowns. So you probably... That'd have been risky. Ten times my money. Yeah. Ten times my money. Pretty good. So you're tired this morning? How much I bet is none of your business, but ten times my money. I have a feeling it was enough to make up that Illinois. It was enough to make up for that Illinois game. The Illinois insult is it'll go down in history to be known. As the moment that I started making my millions out of anger, |
| 1:28.6 | I used to bet out of fun. |
| 1:30.6 | Now I gamble out of pure anger and rage. |
| 1:33.4 | And if I ever see Bert Bilemore, whatever his goddamn name is, |
| 1:37.1 | I'm going to hit him, that fat bastard. |
| 1:39.7 | Were you raging last night? |
| 1:41.4 | Do you think the lions were going to lose? |
| 1:45.1 | No, I mean, they were playing a good team. |
| 1:47.0 | Yeah, no, I know. |
| 1:47.9 | I mean, I had a lot of money on it, so. |
| 1:50.7 | Especially with our schedule now, it's, you know, these night games, |
| 1:54.1 | I was talking to our boss about the other day about, like, Sunday night football. |
| 1:56.6 | I'm like, boy, that first half. |
| 1:58.5 | And I started to ask myself, does football end at like 10 p.m? Is that late? I always used to watch it. Did it get later? I don't remember. Well, Sunday nights, I certainly go to bed at halftown. But last night, it was a good game. Yeah. The Lions were playing. It was a big fourth quarter. So, well, congratulations. Thanks, man. I wonder where your lions are. You know what? I haven't looked at the power rankings this season at all |
| 2:19.7 | because it's always, in the first week, Well, congratulations. Thanks, man. I wonder where your lions are. You know what? |
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