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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SlimFast talk about how tedious vacations can be. What are different ways people attack each other online? Lazlo is cracking up about fake Facebook articles, and rants about current news stations. Lazlo and SlimFas are extremely shocked, looking at the cost of groceries and cars now. In Headlines, the guys discuss the text messages between Charlie Kirk' s killer and his roommate, the judge dropping the terrorism charge for Luigi, a 95 year old woman that beat another woman to death with a wheelchair, Corey Booker and FBI Director Patel getting into a heated fight, and so much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.1	Blessed is he when the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.8	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.5	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.9	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.4	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.8	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:46.9	Yo!
0:47.5	You're all right, man?
0:48.8	What's wrong with you?
0:49.6	I thought I was going to sneeze.
0:50.5	Oh, okay.
0:50.9	You all right?
0:51.5	All good.
0:52.1	All good.
0:52.3	You sure?
0:52.8	Yeah.
0:53.1	How are you?
0:53.6	I'm good.
0:54.2	Good. My name's Las You all right? All good. All good. You're sure? Yeah. How are you? I'm good. Good.
0:54.6	My name's Lazzel.
0:55.3	That's Slim Fast.
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