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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SlimFast are mega sick, and Lazlo gives his parenting take on school-attendance. The guys reflect on their relationships’ with their siblings, and Slim admits he betrayed his brother, big time. The new generations don’t know the feeling of getting pranked called, and Lazlo makes his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss how the Colorado shooter was active with online neo-nazi groups, new information about Charlie Kirk' s killer being released, after-pay getting more popular, Brian Kelly getting heated at reporters, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.7	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.2	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.4	And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen
0:43.3	the church of laslo has begun yo yo my man how are you all right how are you
0:50.5	never been better boy yeah who are you yeah i don't feel right. Yeah, who are you? Yeah.
0:55.3	I don't feel right.
0:55.7	I know.
1:10.9	Well, you got us sick. Yeah, I'm sorry. My fault. Well, you know, you tried. I do feel like things are a little better post-COVID. There's nothing you can do. I put a hand sanitized on my hands. I don't know. No, they gave us yesterday off, though. And I feel like before COVID they would have been like, what do you got a cold?
1:11.3	I don't know.
1:12.2	Yeah. Come in. And now they're like, we don't want to get sick.
1:14.4	I don't know.
1:14.7	Maybe. No, they gave us yesterday off, though. And I feel like before COVID, they would have been like, what do you got a cold?
1:11.0	I don't know.
1:11.9	Come in, and now they're like, we don't want to get sick.
1:14.4	I don't know, maybe it's all in my head.
1:15.5	I just feel like everyone now actually believes the germs are real and spread. No, I'm with you. It felt like magic when I learned it in school, and I'm like, you know, whatever. Although our boss is pretty good about that anyway.
1:24.5	That's what I mean.
1:25.2	He's exceptionally good.
1:27.2	Yeah, like, hey, you know what?
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