Thursday, 9.18.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SlimFast talk Ozempic. There's been so many movies that have the potential to be an AMAZING sequel/reboot. With kids moving away for college, Lazlo gives advice on loneliness. Slim is completely blown away when he learns about the OnlyFans BOP House, and how much money they make. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Jimmy Kimmel’s show being pulled, the now identified dead teen in D4vd’s car, a local Fraud Investigator getting scammed (which has us get a REALLY weird call), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.3	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.7	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.1	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen
0:43.2	the church of laslo has begun yo yo how are you man well i'm great how are you i'm great
0:51.3	no problems glad to hear it I'm still not feeling perfect.
0:54.9	I look up just positive.
0:57.0	I have COVID, so I apologize for coming in here. But I guess that's what we're supposed to do now. I think we just said, you know what? Enough people said, forget it. We're just coming into work and we're giving each other COVID. Yeah, well, I mean, they gave us a day off.
1:09.2	It's like herpes.
1:10.8	I mean, at one point it's like a big deal.
1:12.9	Now it's like whatever.
1:13.8	Just give it to me.
1:14.7	Yeah. of COVID. Yeah, well, I mean, they gave us a day off. It's like herpes.
1:12.8	I mean, at one point it's like a big deal.
1:13.6	Now it's like, whatever.
1:14.5	Just give it to me.
1:14.9	Yeah.
1:23.6	Everybody's got it. Yeah. I'll see you. I'll try to catch you in the office season. I don't notice it. Yeah. Maybe I'll be one of the lucky ones who never notices I have it. Whatever.
1:24.2	Yeah.
1:25.7	Whatever it is, we all got it.
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