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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday, 9.10.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo wouldn’t be a good evangelical preacher. SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the trash talking between Gen Z vs Boomers. People suck, especially in Pizza Hut’s comment section. Lazlo wants to start a business: Amid-Divorce Lawyer. A prostitute slapped Charlie Sheen on the stomach and called him, ‘Fatso.’ Lazlo picks his sports bets after winning big last night. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump saying Epstein is a “Dead Issue,” the manhunt for a NY man who set an elderly couple on fire, someone butt-dialing while disposing a body, RFK attempting to restructure children' s health, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's Boomer and Geo.

0:01.8

Mornings on the Fan, 1019 FM.

0:04.9

They're looking for a point guard who's logged a lot of games in the NBA,

0:09.2

who is going to run an offense that they trust when Jalen Brunson's on the bench

0:12.8

and or if he gets hurt.

0:14.4

Listen to Boomer and Geo on demand on Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

0:19.2

or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:24.4

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:33.1

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:39.8

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:45.5

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:56.5

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

1:03.7

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

1:09.5

Yo, my man, how are you? I'm great. How are you? I'm great, man, no problems. Good. Glad to hear it. Anything new? You know? No, not really. I've slept well last night. Sorry, don't mean to rub it in. If anyone else here didn't, but other than that, no, nothing happens when you get our age i mean i

1:29.5

guess you have kids so something may happen with your kids but if you don't have kids and you hit

1:35.0

middle age there's not a lot going on some people have the elderly parents they take care of i hear

1:41.1

those stories sometimes from people my age. I had

1:44.3

you know, diarrhea for a while

1:46.1

because the

1:47.3

goddamn

1:48.8

white socks almost pulled that off, man.

1:52.5

Yeah, so

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