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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday, 9.11.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Charlie Kirk and his brutal death. SlimFast watched the Charlie Sheen documentary, despite all that was happening. ‘Phillies Karen,’ got banned, and Summer was born on the DAY the Church of Lazlo first aired. Lazlo picks his sporting bets, and Slim is geeked about a new UFO sighting. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.1

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.7

Yo!

0:48.3

My man, how are you?

0:50.1

Great, how are you?

0:50.8

I'm all right.

0:52.1

All right, buddy.

0:53.3

I'm not feeling great.

0:54.2

You know, whatever. A little bit under the weather. I am, but, man, I? I'm all right. All right, buddy. I'm not feeling great. You know, whatever.

0:54.8

A little bit under the weather. I am, but man, I guess it's kids back to school, whatever. Of course that's what it is because it happens as soon as the kids go back to school. Yeah, but they're in high school now. I don't not stop. Don't you guys already have all your antibodies built up. I don't know what it is, but like when they were little, I was like, I get it.

1:13.6

They're gross one.

1:14.5

They pick up them, right. your antibodies built up. I don't know what it is.

1:11.1

But like when they were little, I was like, I get it. They're gross. They're not looking at them right. Yeah. And they're definitely not washing their hands. I think high school kids who probably don't wash their hands. I don't know. I mean, before COVID, I just thought the whole thing was whatever. Yeah. I know it's real, but is it really real? all these germs you can't see

1:28.6

whatever. After COVID I'm like, man,

1:30.7

every time you go back to school, your kids go back to school, we all get sick immediately. I was laying there yesterday and I was watching TV and I was like, ugh, I feel a little out of it. Oh, you got to chew, huh? I don't know. You had said something about maybe you were feeling like you were getting sick. And yesterday I was laying there.

1:45.1

I was like, you know, I think I can actually fall.

1:46.8

And I was asleep.

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