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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 9.9.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo can’t sleep for the life of him, and is LIVID when Chief fans try to give him a pep talk. SlimFast and Summer are concerned about the hate comments; Lazlo couldn't care less. Lazlo gives parenting advice, “Do not let your kids do anything that would make you not like them.” In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the House Oversight Committee releasing the Epstein Birthday message, the body that was found in artist D4vd’s Tesla, Seattle cops now dressing as the opposing Football team, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.3

the church of laslo has begun yo yo my man how are you i'm great how are you uh never been better

0:52.1

good glad to hear it yeah well i have to tell you i'm a little tired today you? Never been better. Good. Glad to hear it. Yeah. Well, I had to tell you, I'm a little tired today.

0:56.7

You know, it's fine. I mean, you know, it's whatever it is, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock in the morning. It has to be one of us, I guess. Right. I'm fine, though, but I haven't been able to stay asleep. Like it doesn't bother me, but I'm like up every hour on the hour, right?

1:10.8

So I went to my doctor and I was like, you know, hey, I got this new schedule I got to get up in the morning. Like when I didn't have to be up until 2, it didn't matter. Right. I never thought about it, didn't care. So he's like, have you taken, you know, A&B in before? And I'm like, you know, we did that once. It didn't work. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, I remember. He's like, let's try like a real low dose and just see if it'll

1:29.5

keep you, you know what I mean? He's like, he's a good

1:32.0

dude. He's like, one of the things I don't want to do is give you too much and you go to work groggy because I know you've got put on a dog and pony show. It's not like you can struggle through the first hour like most people, right?

1:41.5

Right.

1:42.2

I'm like, well, you'd be surprised.

1:43.9

But...

1:44.0

Yeah, but there's something to that.

1:45.5

I could take Benadry and pass out, but...

1:47.2

I might not wake up. hour like most people right right I'm like well you'd be surprised but yeah but there's something to that I could take

1:45.9

Benadry and pass out but I feel

1:47.6

I might not wake up and if I do I feel horrible

1:49.8

this morning so he gave it to me and

1:51.9

it did the same so this is what

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