Wednesday, 8.27.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Lazlo was sick yesterday, and SlimFast does not want to go to the hospital after he literally split his head open. Travis and Taylor are engaged! With everyone talking about it, it's like a happy 9/11. Did Summer also get engaged? Lazlo and SlimFast join the teacher outfit debate that’s on Tik Tok. In Sports, Lazlo gives his picks, and the guys start getting hyped for college football. In Headlines, Trump wants to put his head on Mount Rushmore and criminalize burning the USA Flag, AI is misleading restaurant pricing, there was a recent scooter pyramid scheme, Will Smith got accused of using an AI crowd, and much more!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:46.9	Yo!
0:47.4	My man, how are you?
0:49.2	I'm good.
0:49.7	How are you?
0:50.2	I'm all right.
0:50.9	No problems.
0:51.7	Yeah?
0:52.1	Feeling better?
0:53.4	Yeah.
0:56.9	You know. Kids go back to school and you get Oh man, never ends. Yeah. As soon as they go to school, you know, they got sick and then you're like, you know what the thing is? I have to be honest. so I just call any time you puk the flu it doesn't necessarily you know what I mean
0:55.5	that's it that's what I got it's like catch off for everything I'm I feel warm and I don't
1:00.0	feel good that's the puk the flu. It doesn't necessarily you know what I mean. That's it. That's what I got.
1:10.9	It's like catch off for everything. I feel warm and I don't feel good. That's the flu, right? Yeah. I think, and by the way, somebody texted me like, oh, you're not feeling good. And I was like, no, it's funny how that's just gone to our old boss, Mike. He texted me and I told him how it's feeling
1:09.0	he's like, oh, I got COVID.
1:10.7	And it goes to that, it's funny because I think I just still go He texted me and I told him how I was feeling.
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