The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon

me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

My man, how are you?

Never better, how are you?

I'm great.

Good.

Great to hear it. Look at me.

You look good.

You look at me.

But, you know, sometimes.

I put on a sweater.

And I wear sweaters all the time.

It's like a t-shirt. It's just you've thrown over a t-shirt. It's easy, right? Sure. But I cannot hear, ma'am. I'm so, like, it's embarrassing at this point.

But I asked my Alexa, you know, what time is it?

And then I say, the only time I check my Alexa, you know, what time is it?

And then I say, the only time I check the weather is that moment right then.

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