The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

How are you?

How are you?

I'm great, man.

Good.

Glad to hear it.

Do you have a good weekend?

It wasn't bad.

You?

I mean, I didn't do anything exceptional.

Oh, well, I mean, I never do. But, yeah, it was good. I felt like I was busy. I have some sort of infestation at my house. Well, of what? I told Brooke the story about your dad and the heron, I thought it was. I said a heron.

Yeah.

I said, I think it was a heron.

I'm not positive, but it was some sort of bird that was driving Lazlo's dad crazy and it gave him purpose. My dad had a coy pond and he, you know, he wanted to retire for years. He ended up retiring when he was like 55. But like when he turned 50, he wanted to retire and he had a coy pond and there's this goddamn in Michigan of Blue Heron that would fly into our backyard and take the giant coy out of the pond and go eat it.

It would like eat there every day.

My dad got so pissed at this goddamn thing.

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