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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share stories of partying with different bands that were touring. Lazlo hypes up DrunkJill and supporters online, before diving into the things older people need to do to appear like they take care of themselves. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss current rent prices, as well as share stories about what it was like working an ‘hourly’ job. In headlines, SlimFast brings up the floods in New Mexico, Marco Rubio being impersonated by AI, Epstein, TSA changes, and much more. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.3	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.3	Yo.
0:48.3	Yo.
0:49.3	My man, how are you?
0:50.3	I'm fantastic.
0:51.3	How are you?
0:52.3	I'm great.
0:53.3	No problems. You got you at that.
0:55.4	You got new headphones.
0:56.3	I do, yeah.
0:58.1	It came in, so that's excited.
0:59.0	I don't have to look at them.
1:02.5	You look like you're ready for the ones and two. That's why I bought them.
1:03.4	I had a picture of it like, you know, I don't know, Tiesto.
1:08.0	Tiesto. I like the name drop
1:11.1	DJs from 1999
1:13.0	who had a huge following,
	...

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