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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday, 7.10.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast want to know; Did Mayor Q subtweet us? Does he hate us? Lazlo and SlimFast talk about what their favorite cereal is, and Lazlo's Ozzy Osborne album was wrongfully dubbed the “Diarrhea of a Crazy Man,” by his mom. SlimFast introduces headlines to Lazlo, like the deadly Texas floods, Alex Jones crying, a drunk golfer trying to fight former NHL player Nick Tarnasky, and the hot water AI Bots keep landing themselves in. SlimFast tells the story of the one time he tried to fire someone, and Lazlo gives insights on upcoming sports. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.6

to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.5

the church of lasla has begun yo my man how are you fantastic how are you i'm great good glad to hear it

0:53.2

sorry about the temperature here's

0:56.0

it's a little hot i don't know what's going on it's so weird because it's uh you know it's dark

1:01.4

right now so it shouldn't be hot it shouldn't be hot rest of the building's cool but uh it feels

1:06.2

like we maybe we have a leak in the studio or something we just just need a dehumidifier. That'll fix everything.

1:11.4

Summer's on it.

1:12.1

We'll get it taken care of.

1:13.4

How's life?

1:14.4

Good.

1:14.8

I'm just, what are you worried that Mayor Q hates us?

1:18.5

Is that the story you're trying to tell me?

1:20.8

There were people who thought that Mayor Q was, I don't know if they actually believed this or if they were just trying to get us worked up,

1:28.4

but they were sending screenshots of something.

1:30.3

I don't want Mayor Q to hate me.

1:31.4

I like Mayor Q.

1:32.2

You're the one who doesn't like them.

1:33.3

Whatever.

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