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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast admit that they hate mandatory corporate meetings. Lazlo may need hearing aids, but refuses to get them, and with Slim planning his wedding, the guys’ talk about relationships. Headline-wise, SlimFast introduces Alex Coopers’ boo’ed baseball performance, Matt Cameron leaving Pearl Jam, the 27 year old that was killed after firing at a US Border Control station, the troops that are now in LA, and much more. The guys talk about their dream woman, which moves into the different places they have lived, and if they like Kansas City. Lazlo and Slim then discuss a controversial wedding situation that is going viral. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:22.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:29.6	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.7	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:46.7	My man, how are you?
0:47.9	Yo, I'm fantastic. How are you?
0:50.0	I'm great. Never been better. Good.
0:51.5	Allow us to introduce ourselves. My name is Lazzol, and that's my buddy, Slim as the church of laslo and be on from 98 9 the rock there you go yeah good job
0:58.5	thanks man got a while since you done that yeah not bad our boss likes it when you do that yeah he
1:02.7	does he wants people to know hey you know what they might not know who you guys are no I'm like
1:08.1	well you know what I mean I know who they are well fine and whatever I'm like, well, you know what? I mean, I know who they are.
1:11.7	Well, fine.
1:12.5	Whatever.
1:15.0	What I'm learning I don't like so far.
1:17.4	On both, both ends.
1:17.7	Yes.
1:20.1	Yeah, text us.
1:22.3	Well, I've got that text line right in front, doesn't he?
1:23.7	I was testing.
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