Wednesday 3.4.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

The Sopranos was HUGE back in the day. Lazlo will pay Slim $500 if Brooke calls his mother a hooker. Does SlimFast have a chance with Reese Witherspoon? Lazlo thinks he does with current-day Brittney Spears. Lazlo and SlimFast thirst over a Louisiana Mayor that slept with a 16 year old. Slims’ girlfriend was in 4th grade when he was in his 30’s (probably). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Justin Timberlake not wanting his DWI footage getting released, the recent plane dog-fight, the US sinking an Iranian warship, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:22.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:29.6	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.7	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.4	Yo!
0:48.5	How are you, my man?
0:49.5	I'm great.
0:50.5	How are you?
0:51.1	Oh, never been better.
0:52.1	You know, I'm a little nervous.
0:54.1	Nervous? Yeah, I'm a little nervous. I'm almost at the end of the Sopranos. I'm rewatching. No, never been better. You know, I'm a little nervous. Nervous?
0:54.7	Yeah, I'm a little nervous.
0:55.6	I'm almost at the end of the Sopranos.
0:57.2	I'm rewatching.
0:57.8	You know, I'm not allowed to go do much because of my back.
1:00.4	I kind of, you know, my doctor said. Doctors orders. You know, live the most boring life. So I was like, all right, let me restart the Sopranos.
1:06.5	I could just lay in the couch and watch this.
1:07.7	It's unbelievable.
1:08.6	It just started rewatching it.
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