Tuesday 3.3.26
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 128 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children and I will |
| 0:24.5 | strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to |
| 0:31.2 | poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and |
| 0:42.7 | gentlemen the church of laslow has begun yo how are you man i've never been better in my life |
| 0:51.0 | how about you i'm all right no No problems. Yeah. What's wrong? |
| 0:54.2 | Nothing. I mean, you know, I lost my bet yesterday. Iowa State lost by 20. Seven and a half was not enough, boys. Just wasn't the magic number. That wasn't enough. Wasn't the magic number. They always get it right. Anyway, besides that, everything's fine. When you uh when you're sitting there and you're thinking |
| 1:11.5 | i don't know if this is going to go my way or not do you find yourself making a few extra bets |
| 1:16.1 | before bedtime let's see is there's no no no i mean i look sometimes but no i usually like |
| 1:22.0 | you know somewhere around halftime i'm like moving on season six episode 11 of theranos is on. I'll go ahead and watch that. See what's going on. I know you're rewatching that. I know you're rewatching that. But I also know that you're watching suits. I'm watching both those. I remembered this time that you're watching suits the show with Megan and Merkel. A couple days, though. Can you, is suits about lawyers, I assume? |
| 1:47.6 | Yeah, that's all it's about. Okay, so it's like Grey's Anatomy with lawyers? Yeah, I never watch Grey's Anatomy, but sure. Something like that. The whole story is there's this guy, I don't know, his parents died when he was a kid or something. He has a photographic memory. |
| 2:02.5 | Super smart. |
| 2:04.1 | And somehow, while they're hiring a lawyer, he's selling pot. |
| 2:09.3 | Okay. |
| 2:09.8 | And he kind of runs into the room to hide from the cops who are going to bust him. |
| 2:15.2 | Okay. |
| 2:15.8 | And the lawyer's taking interviews and they're like, are you, what, so-and-so? |
| 2:19.1 | And he's like, yes. And then they ask him, but, you know, in the side of that, he had been taking the bar for people for money and stuff because he can remember anything. Okay. And they hire him, even though he's not a lawyer. So it has a little bit of that... For the whole poker face kind of aspect where it's like this secret talent that he has, |
| 2:36.0 | his photograph memory. |
| 2:37.2 | And the whole tension behind the whole thing is, you know, he's working for this lawyer who's great, and then are they going to find out that he's not a lawyer, but, you know, he's really good at what he does. And... When he starts banging him, Michael, or whatever name is. It's not a bad gig. Uh, how is she? How is her royalty? Her highness. In the show? Yeah. Like, do you find yourself, uh, extremely attracted to her? Well, you find yourself saying, uh, man. Of course. This, this gal is a... I think, sometimes I think like when I'm laying on the couch, I'm like, I wonder what it's like to be a prince. Because I'm pretty sure that guy was watching reruns of suits. And he was just like, you know what? Get that Rachel chick on the phone. I'd like to make her a princess. I mean, can you imagine? And they're like, yeah, hold on a second. And then she's at home and she's like, |
| 3:25.9 | you know, hey, some prince dude's on the phone for you. Yeah. Right? He wants to take you, her agent calls and some prince guy wants to take you to dinner. Like life must be different when you're that good looking and that powerful. I would think so. And I don't even think you have to be that well known of a prince. |
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