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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday 3.11.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Lucky Stripes are the least of Lazlo's doctors’ worries. SlimFast has a new true crime story, and Gen Z is obsessed with JFK Jr. Lazlo has the most insane insurance story. Do the guys like self-help books and gurus? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.9

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.6

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:24.3

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.9

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.6

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:48.0

Yo!

0:48.5

What's going on, my man?

0:50.1

Nothing. How are you?

0:50.9

I'm great.

0:51.5

Good.

0:52.2

No problems.

0:53.1

Glad to hear it.

0:55.9

Yeah? Who, chilly out there, huh was like it was like it was like i mean yesterday it got to like 88 it was hot it was hot

1:01.1

the airs the windows open and i was like do i got to turn on the AC and then finally i turn it on for a

1:08.5

minute i'm i was so mad because i looked at the weather i guess it's going to 40 years like why am I doing this I know it can't be I don't know surely I can make it a couple days with a headache fan and I'm sure you know I don't know my father would say turn it on and turn it off it's only got so many times before it breaks I'm like that thing's old my age of that guy, boy. Oh, that's right. You were, wasn't there something to do with a gum wrapper holding that thing together? Was that the furnace? No, it was like a little rubber thing. Okay, rubber band and a... No, like a really small. I don't even know on it, like a gasket, but... Okay. Not a gasket, but a tube, but a small... It was the It was the AC though that was Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Yeah, but whatever. I called him and he was like, oh boy. And then he's like, go down in the basement, you know, with the video camera and he's like, he's like, hey, I want you to take this piece off. I'm like, man, I'm not good at this stuff. He's like, just listen to me.

2:01.1

I'm like, okay.

2:02.1

He's like, I want you to take this piece off.

2:03.1

I'm like, okay. And he's like, I want you to blow through it. I'm like, okay. I blow through it and he goes, I want you to put it right back on where it went. I go, okay. Because I want you to start it. right back

2:16.3

started running

2:16.9

yeah and he goes

2:17.7

each bag down

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