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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday 3.10.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo' s painting his house to look like a whore house. The Olympic baseball games have some really good players, like Aaron Judge. RIP Tommy Decarlo. Lazlo couldn’t care less about aliens, and Tous looks hot and miserable. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the deceased GA Teachers wife not wanting to press charges, Ticket Masters’ settlement, a new possible kidnapping scandal, Timothee Chalamets’ controversy, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.8

Yo!

0:48.2

How are you, man?

0:49.8

Man, I'm fantastic.

0:50.8

How are you?

0:51.7

What is this you get me?

0:52.4

You know what?

0:52.9

I don't care.

0:53.6

Don't ask. Don't ask. It's that time of your allergies are going to get bad. Whether you say you have bad allergies or not or something about this. I know something about coming to work or you just show me and you're like, hey, take this. I'm like, all right. It takes a certain type, apparently. You just take it? Yeah, I guess, because some people ask. They start asking a bunch of questions. Like our boss.

1:14.6

I'm like, it's like... It takes a certain type, apparently. So you just take it? Yeah, I guess, because some people ask.

1:12.0

When they start asking a bunch of questions, like our boss, I'm like, it's a supplement. It's got a label and everything. He's like, yeah, where'd you get it in the internet? Whatever. Like, come on, guys. Come on, what are we doing here? You don't know until you try. Yeah. At this point, you trust me, right?

1:26.9

Yeah, I mean, what's the worst going to happen?

1:28.8

Or trust me.

1:30.3

Not to trust me.

1:31.1

How are you? until you try. Yeah. At this point, you trust me, right? Yeah, I mean, what's the worst is it going to happen?

1:29.3

Or trust me?

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