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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SlimFast practice radical acceptance. Everyone has an old best friend they talk to (begrudgingly), and a Tik Toker is getting canceled for doing an angel tree. Lazlos' getting into Facebook Marketplace, and is now a feminist! The guys want Lazlo's mom to shut her whore-pancake-eating-mouth. In Headlines, the guys discuss D4vd having an industrial incinerator, a 2nd Doctor being charged in Matthew Perry's death, the new developments with the Reiner murders, the terrorist attack in Australia, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.2	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.8	Yo!
0:48.2	What's going on, my man?
0:49.7	Nothing.
0:50.3	How are you?
0:50.7	I'm good.
0:51.1	How are you?
0:51.6	I'm good.
0:52.4	You feeling okay?
0:53.2	Yeah, I'm all right.
0:55.0	You know, I'm a day's different, you know? Yeah. Well, today I'm good. How are you? I'm good. You feel like? Yeah, I'm all right.
0:56.0	You know, I'm a day's different, you know?
0:57.0	Yeah, well. Today I woke up. I didn't take the pain medicine last night. You know, I had some anxiety, so I took the anxiety medicine, then you wake up into pain. Wait, you can't take both? Now they, you know, my dog says, you know, you could die.
1:09.8	Oh.
1:10.6	Slow down your breathing.
1:11.8	He says, I'm sure they're doctors and, you know my doctor says you know you could die oh slow down your breathing he says i'm sure
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