The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he when the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

Good to be back. Sorry about yesterday.

Well, that's okay. What happened?

Well, what happened, Laszlo? Everyone got worried. Well, I worked all week, and you know me, that's okay. What happened? Well, what happened, Laslo? Everybody got worried.

Well, I worked all week, and you know me, I don't, I mean, I'll just tell the truth. I worked all week getting out of the hospital. You know me I don't check my email, right? Yeah, yeah. So then our boss calls me, he's like, hey, I need to check your email about, you know, FMLA paperwork. They need to get it turned in, right? That's the sick leave. Yeah, right? I don't know, family medical leave act. Okay. So I'm like, oh, all right. So I'm like, I haven't seen anything. I don't check it. And I look and I got it last week. And I hadn't looked. but as I'm reading it, in bold, it says, you are on medical leave and not allowed to work. I was like, damn. So I didn't call our boss. He's like, but you worked last week. I'm like, yeah, but I didn't read that thing. And, you know, our boss is like, yeah, but you already works. You can come in. I'm like, mm.

Like, you already broke the rule.

Yeah.

And I'm like, I'm not sure that works.

Like, if you have a DUI and they, they, like, arrest you and then you leave.

Obviously, you don't care because you've already been working.

And then you drink more and you're like, I already got it to you. I can't get me another one. I'm like, I don't think that's how it works, man. I sort of understand his life. I do too. But I also said, like, they called him and told him, like, they already worked. He can work again. And I'm like, yo, but they haven't told me that. Yeah. So then I took that sheet and sent it to my doctor, and he was like, and I was like, So my boss, and apparently they've talked on the phone and said, I've already broken the rule so I can work again.

He goes, that sheet and send it to my doctor and he was like and I was like so my boss and apparently they've talked on the phone and said I've already broken the rule so I can work again and he goes

okay yeah no that's what your doctor said my doctor was like no no he's like that's really nice

of them until you come in and rip your pick line out and bleed everywhere all over the studio

you know what I mean he's like and something horrible happens and they're like hmm what's the last contact we had with him oh it was you're not supposed to work

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