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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

You should never read negative comments; Lazlo disagrees. Do Lazlo or Slim have white trash in their family? SlimFast tells the story of fighting a little person. The guys are hyped for the upcoming games. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the reclassification of weed, Trump's address to the nation from last night, a new viral TikTok trend called ‘bonesmashing,’ Ghislaine Maxwell trying to get her trafficking charge dropped, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.3	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen
0:43.2	the church of laslo has begun yo yo how are you man i'm great how are you never been better good
0:53.0	did you sounds weird today.
0:55.2	What's that?
0:55.7	My headphones somewhere today was fun.
0:57.6	Oh.
0:58.2	You're not dying, are you?
0:59.4	It's not...
1:00.1	No, I'm fine.
1:00.8	I think my ears are fine, buddy.
1:02.3	Did you get all the stuff done?
1:03.9	The idea done yesterday?
1:05.0	I did.
1:05.4	I did.
1:06.0	I got the car done. You got the car done? Yeah. Man, look at you. I got the car done.
1:11.6	I went, you know, to the doctor, did my medical labs.
1:14.4	They got it.
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