The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

What's up, my friend? How are you?

I'm all right. How are you?

I'm great, no problems.

You sure?

Yeah. Yeah. They're really sure now i hurt

my back somehow a while ago a while ago like a month ago and it's been just kind of this nagging

thing and then like friday night it just i don't know what happened you like i couldn't move it

about it Friday and you said like that you were starting to worry because

it hadn't gone away and you wanted to go see a doctor. And it was getting a little worse, right? But I hadn't even really heard you mention it in a while at that point. It was just bad enough that it wasn't anything to talk about, but it was something that I knew. Yeah.

Like, this isn't right, but, you know, it like on a pain scale is like a four.

And I woke up Saturday morning.

It was a 10, man. I couldn't get out of bed. I couldn't roll over. And that, just that felt like I was carrying around like a, I don't know how to, like a, like a giant piece of metal shoved in my body it was horrible oh almost like you had surgery or

something like something's inside your body yeah it's like pushing out okay and in on my chest like

like I'm like am I having a heart attack what the hell's happening so anyways I drove myself to the

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