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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

How ya pissin boys? People are lying about having high credit scores on dating apps. Lazlo reflects on when he taught college kids, and how to make it on the radio. Lazlo thinks OJ is innocent, and that the United States faked the moon landing. What are the most annoying hobbies? The guys place their sports bets, and the guys talk about their experiences with ‘Karens.’ In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the FAA reducing Flights, Christopher Scholtes committing suicide before his sentencing, new updates on the D4vd case, new updates about Melodee Buzzard, Elon Musk now being a trillionaire, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children and I will
0:24.5	strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison
0:32.1	and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.5	Yo!
0:48.6	How you pissing, boys?
0:50.2	What?
0:50.6	That's become a new catchphrase.
0:52.3	How you pissing?
0:52.9	Yeah, because that's what the emergency room, doctor asked me.
0:55.1	And I see as soon as I get on Twitch today, churchillized, or Twitch.tv. Or Twitch.com. Hey, how are you pissing? How are you? I seem to be fine. Yeah. Good. Because, uh, poof, yesterday for me. Was it? Yeah, well, you got it stuck in my head.
1:11.0	So when I had to pee like 75 times Yeah, well, you got it stuck in my head.
1:11.0	So then I had to pee like 75 times.
1:13.3	Oh,
1:13.8	and I left.
1:24.6	You started saying that if I had diabetes, it would smell like sugar and... Yeah, did it? I don't know. I started to think, like maybe it smelled like sugar for so long. I'm used to it. Yeah, that could be... I mean, I don't know.
1:25.5	I've been playing with fire for a long time.
1:27.7	Everybody in my family's diabetic.
1:29.4	Oh, mine too.
1:30.2	And yet I was just... to it. I mean, I don't know. I've been playing with fire for a long time.
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