Friday, 10.31.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Happy Halloween! Lazlo thinks Summer dressed up as an old jewish lady (to be clear, she's a minion). Lazlo gives an update on his son’s recovery, and Luigi Mangione is a Swiftie and a Charlie XCX fan. What song would you permanently delete forever? Car troubles are so annoying. In Headlines, the guys discuss how Grok is turning sexual, a seatbelt that didn’t work on The Mamba, a Michigan terrorist attack that was stopped, the oil in the engine scam, Prince Andrew being stripped of his titles, the emergency JetBlue landing, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.7	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.6	Yo!
0:48.1	What's going on, Ken?
0:49.7	Nothing. How are you?
0:50.6	I'm great. You?
0:51.5	Good. Good, good, good, good. Happy Halloween.
0:55.8	Yeah, you too, huh? Yeah. You big Halloween guy? I'm great. You? Good. Good, good, good. Happy Halloween. Yeah, you too, huh? Yeah.
1:00.4	Big Halloween guy? I like Halloween, yeah. I see someone's dress as a Jew.
1:04.3	Um, I am not. I am dressed as a... What? I'm Jewish. I can say that. I think it's maybe wildly inappropriate and not woke, but congratulations.
1:10.9	A minion below banana, below, banana. I thought the moon. Stop. You didn't think anything. You thought the yarmulke. Yeah, I thought you had a yamauga on. Stop. Turn around. Let me see. It looks like a yarmica. Stop. My scarf? Yeah. It's a. No, no, no. Don't you have something on the back of it?
1:28.2	Let me...
1:28.8	Oh, no.
1:29.6	Oh, she just had your scarf over it there.
1:32.1	Oh, no.
1:32.6	I see what you said.
1:33.8	Okay, I see.
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