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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday, 10.1.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo’s son tore his ACL, and SlimFast and Lazlo debate whether men and women should have the same physical tests. Go Tigers! Lazlo strongly advises people to keep their shoes on at work and finds the after-parties at weddings cringe-worthy. After hearing about the announcer who called the Alabama Honeybees “the face of Ozempic,” the guys wonder if he went too far. In Headlines, the guys talk about how Trump wants to use cities as training grounds and fire overweight generals and admirals, the government shutdown, a Michigan football player body-slamming another player and breaking his spine, and much, much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man's beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:24.2

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison

0:32.3

and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:42.5

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.5

Yo!

0:48.0

My man, how are you?

0:50.2

Fantastic.

0:50.9

How are you?

0:51.3

Good.

0:51.8

Good.

0:52.2

You nervous yet?

1:10.8

Uh, no. The son's getting married next week. No, but I'm getting, uh, starting to get tired, you know? Like, just, there's more stuff going on and more. What have you been doing? Have you been participating? Yeah. And, I mean, her family doesn't live around her.

1:12.3

She's got a sister that lives here.

1:12.5

Yeah.

1:13.4

But that's it.

1:19.9

And so it's not like there's been a ton of stuff to do, but there's just, you know, we both procrastinate.

1:21.1

So there's been stuff that we put off.

1:27.1

And then because it's so close, now there's all the stuff that is happening.

1:30.7

Like flowers being sent to our house for just yeah going to get the marriage license stuff like that stuff like that oh man yeah well a lot to do it's not

1:38.8

it's it's it's about to be i feel like it that really starts kind of today because i think her sister Her other sister I think she gets here I'm not sure what's happening I don't really know It's hard to get my day straight But I'm not really nervous But I'm starting to feel like Maybe I should take a nap When I get home today You know Didn't yesterday And I kind of regret that but yeah

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