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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 9.30.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2025

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo grills SlimFast about his upcoming wedding; Why hasn't he said anything?? Bob gave Slim ‘The Prenup Talk.’ What do you start dreading doing once you're older? ChatGBT now has parental controls, and Mr Beasts’ newest video shouldn’t be that controversial. KFC’s ‘ Great Great Great Nephew’ leaked a secret recipe, and it leads the guys to think people are humping couches. Younger people don’t drive with music on? And since when did they start smoking? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.3

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

0:29.8

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:33.9

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.4

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.2

Yo!

0:47.7

Yo!

0:49.4

What are you doing?

0:50.4

You okay?

0:51.2

Yeah, I was just thinking, are you nervous yet?

0:53.9

About... Well, about your upcoming festivities

0:56.7

oh i was thinking about on my way as i was driving here no i was we haven't really talked about

1:01.4

i see you all the time you haven't mentioned it i'm it's almost like it's not happening

1:05.6

like i forget i know it's happening but i forget that's happening because we don't talk about

1:10.7

it like this is usually like the biggest discussion in someone's you know life but I know what's happening, but I forget that's happening because we don't talk about it.

1:10.8

Like, this is usually like the biggest discussion in someone's, you know, life. Well, the last time it got brought up, as I recall, you said, this is stupid. You said, I don't want to go to that. And I said, you don't have to go to that. You're like, it's far away. And the whole thing. And I was like, that's fine. It was something along the lines.

1:26.8

And I said, it's fine.

1:27.7

It's out of town.

1:28.5

I understand.

1:29.2

You don't have to come.

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