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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SimFast worry (at least, somewhat) about medical bills. Lazlo was given a note by everyone in the 4th grade saying they don’t like him, and Lazlo and SlimFast are Tunnel buddies. What do women see as red flags, early on? College is EXPENSIVE, and Lazlo picks his sports bets. In Headlines: Tyrese Gibson (from Four Brothers) has a warrant for animal cruelty, ChatGBT got a kid in Missouri busted after he asked about smashing car windows, a 22 year old man faked an ID to enroll back into HighSchool, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children and I will strike down upon
0:25.6	me with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
0:33.6	and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.6	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.1	Yo!
0:47.6	My man, how are you?
0:49.3	I'm good.
0:49.7	How are you?
0:50.1	I'm great, no problems.
0:51.3	Good.
0:52.2	Yeah.
0:52.6	How did everything go?
0:53.9	For what?
0:54.8	Well, yesterday, you know, you said you had all of these doctors. Oh, I thought the doctor was great. We'll see, you know. They looked at his knee and told us what they would do. And he's got to wait like three weeks to get the surgery. But no. Hey, guys, this thing isn't torn. I don't know who told you that. No, no, no, we were sitting there.
1:10.4	He was like, yeah, no, that's not.
1:11.7	He was a good doctor, but, no. We were sitting there. He's like, yeah, no, that's not.
1:11.7	He was a good doctor, but I could see Chacho looking.
1:15.2	I'm like, okay.
1:15.8	He's like, yeah, no, see, that's where your ACL should be.
1:19.1	It's not there.
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