The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo.

You?

How are you?

I'm great.

How are you?

I've never been better, my friend.

Well, actually, my back is killing me today.

Yeah, well, you know, getting older. I guess. Just one of those things. I'm not allowed to complain about it because, you know, your back almost killed you. But my back, something happened like this weekend or whenever it was. I probably didn't know what I got. You should worry about a collapsing spine. That's what my spine doctor said.

I told Brogan, I said, well, it probably spread.

Mine's up here.

That's what I was.

She, uh... You're a guy. You should worry about a collapsing spine. That's what my spine doctor said. I told Brogis said, well, it probably spread.

Mine's up here.

That's a long of us.

She, uh, she's like, well, you know, I don't know. Do something. I'm like, like, what? Like, stretch? Probably should stretch. I don't know. I feel like I do stuff. I just don't exercise, exercise.

I don't go to the gym.

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