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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday 1.20.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Right now is THE time to vote against Josh Allen. Summers’ apartment is super duper cold. Who started monetizing water? Slim is making AI videos of his wife with Grok, and weirds Lazlo out. SlimFast is stressed out about the protests in Millennapolis. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump's text with NATO Members, the shooting in Lawrence, Tim Busfield getting 75 letters of support, the ongoing manhunt for a judge and his wife that were shot, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.2

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.9

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.0

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.5

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.1

the church of laslaw has begun yo yo how are you my man you oh't know. What a weekend, huh?

0:55.0

Yeah, I didn't do anything.

0:56.7

Well, you watched football, I would hope. That's it. Yeah. But I really didn't feel too bad about it because it was so goddamn cold out. That's the good thing. Yep, that's it. It's just like snow. If it's fall or spring or summer, I'm like, man, get outside or something. but yeah i didn't do anything as soon as you see that it 17 degrees feels like one then you can just

1:14.0

i do feel i like man get outside or something but yeah i didn't do anything as soon as you see that it's 17

1:11.7

degrees feels like one then you can just i do feel i do feel a little bit guilty because both

1:16.4

i mean like it's easier when say if you're married or single and alone it's easier if the other

1:26.0

person is into that with you like let, let's not do anything, right?

1:29.6

Yeah. But, you know, I got to look around and every day my kids, I'm like, what are you guys doing and they're like, we're going to the gym? We're doing this? We're doing that right. You know, every day it's like going to the gym. I'm like, and not once a day, And I usually go with them not once a day,

1:42.7

they're just like,

1:43.2

you haven't left that chair.

1:44.9

Yep.

1:45.5

You're not going.

1:46.4

Yep.

1:46.7

Yep, they know.

1:47.6

And you know. And not once a day, and I usually go with them, not once a day ask. They're just like, you haven't left that chair.

1:44.5

Like, you're not going.

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