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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday 1.22.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo remembers when SlimFast had hair, and hasn't checked his company email since September. Lazlo talks about young dads vs old dads. How much money do some men make? Lazlo masterbaites into SlimFasts’ yogurt like, everyday. The WORST EVER snow storm is hitting us this weekend. In Headlines, the guys talk about Anthropics’ CEO saying AI can write 90 % of code in a few months, the Uvalde Officer being found not guilty, a Florida man putting steak and wine down his pants, the US acquiring some of Greenland, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:16.8

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:21.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

0:28.6

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:32.6

As you will know, my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:40.6

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:45.7

Yo!

0:46.2

My man, how are you?

0:48.1

Never been better in my life. How are you?

0:50.0

I'm great.

0:50.6

Good.

0:51.1

Look at me.

0:52.2

You look great.

0:53.1

Yeah, thanks, man.

0:53.7

Same as the day I met you.

0:55.2

Haven't changed a bit.

0:57.1

Do you believe that to be true? You know, I don't know because I see you every day. So, yes, part of me does actually believe that to be true. If somebody says, do you remember in 2003 when you were doing this? And so I tried to imagine what we were doing. and then if someone were to say, and what did Lazzle look like, I'd be like, oh.

1:11.0

The only thing that's right there, the only reason why i ask you that just because you said that

1:14.5

and you know was an off-the-cuff statement but you look the same to me too but every once in a while

1:20.6

something will come up on you know facebook memories or something one of the decades old and i'll be like

1:24.9

oh damn i do remember he had hair.

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