Wednesday, 08.23.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 24 August 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Is global warming going to force us to move? Why isn't anybody concerned about this? We're melting down here. *Netflix released the new Untold docuseries about the Florida Gators and Urban Meyer. Of course, Lazlo and Slim have already watched the whole thing. *The greatest movie soundtracks of all time, according to a new article. *Doomscrolling!! Trump and his buddies don't have much time left to turn themselves in. A few of the guys already turned themselves in and Trump says he'll do it tomorrow. A bear attacked a 7-year-old in New York. Publix grocery stores have said they will stop selling hurricane themed cake because everyone is offended about everything all the time. A plane crashed in Russia today and Prigozhin was apparently one of the 10 passengers who died. Drew Barrymore had to be rushed off stage after some creep started approaching her. *Britney Spear posted a topless video dedicated to Kanye but she took it down after a few seconds. Kanye-Britney is the couple America needs right now. Fingers crossed. *When did you realize your sexual orientation? *BREAKING NEWS! Snowcone is single and looking to mingle! What happened? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a few friends or strangers and remember to join us on twitch every weekday. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Please click that link and follow us now. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazla has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! Yo! What's going on? |
| 0:50.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:52.0 | It's hot out there, man. |
| 0:54.0 | It is, man. |
| 0:55.0 | It is. |
| 0:56.0 | I just went out there for like two seconds and looked back in my car and I was like, God, my back is burning. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm wearing a white t-shirt and it is miserable. |
| 1:04.0 | I remember a few years ago we bought air conditioners for old people. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.0 | Somebody should buy one for you now. |
| 1:09.0 | You should probably do that again. |
| 1:11.0 | Somebody should buy one for you. |
| 1:12.0 | I'm sort of working. |
| 1:13.0 | I mean, somehow it's sort of working. |
| 1:14.0 | I will tell you. |
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