Thursday, 08.24.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
It's 2023 and it's still hard to find an affordable house with an indoor pool. Why is that? *Julia is even more famous today! She has a Tik Tok video with almost a million views and those numbers keep rising. Now it's up to Snowcone to come up with something that will be even more viral. *A 3rd grade teacher in Oklahoma was escorted from the building on the first day of school because she was drunk. Does she deserve a second chance? *Doomscrolling!!! Putin breaks his silence about that mysterious plane crash that supposedly killed Prigozhin. More people call in sick to work today than any other day of the year. Great news! Your next COVID booster will be ready soon! The Republican debate was a lot of fun last night. Don't worry if you missed it, Slimfast has the highlights for you. A North Dakota teen fished a wallet out of the water containing $2,000 and he returned it to the owner. *Billy Bragg wrote a response to the viral hit Rich Men North of Richmond. He wants you to join a union my friend. *Thanks for listening to the podcast and thanks for helping us get big numbers on twitch today. If you haven't already, please visit www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and follow us. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, hot shot, how are you? |
| 0:50.0 | I'm great, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:52.0 | Good, glad to hear what's going on in your world. |
| 0:54.0 | Nothing really. |
| 0:55.0 | Nothing new. |
| 0:56.0 | How would I have more to tell you? |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | Well, I don't have a shower right now. |
| 1:00.0 | So that's the showerhead broke. |
| 1:02.0 | I don't know how any of that stuff works, right? |
| 1:05.0 | And I just put another one on it. |
| 1:06.0 | I know. |
| 1:07.0 | I just screw back on it. |
| 1:08.0 | I got to get a little bike one. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah, I can't get the old whatever the hell it is because I'm an idiot. |
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