Tuesday, 08.22.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2023
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
Snowcone loves his White Claws but he's happy to take a free Truly. If you could only have one type of alcohol for the rest of your life, what would it be? Slim's gonna fat off Keystones, Lazlo's gonna put whisky in his limeades, and Snowcone's gonna drink Black Cherry White Claws until Jesus brings him home. *Fantasy Football is here. Lazlo still plays with his high school friends like he has for years. Snowcone and Slimfast need to find a league they can join where they don't have to be in charge. Message them if you're interested. *The 12 Most Overrated Movies that people only pretend to like. *Have you ever been arrested or had to turn yourself in for a warrant? *Doomscrolling!! Trump says he'll turn himself in on Thursday. Meanwhile, these indictments seem to be helping his poll number. Video has been released of the police raid inside the 98-year-old owner's home. Fyre Fest 2 tickets are on sale now. No artists or specific locations have been given but they're happy to take your money. Voice actors and book narrators are worried about A.I. taking their jobs. Should congress limit the jobs that A.I. is able to fill? *Shocking stuff here, democrats tend to believe cities are safer than republicans. Boston and Dallas come out on top. *Were your parents "bedroom parents" or "living room parents"? Why is Lazlo getting so angry? *Why is the internet always trying to scare us? Now they're telling me I can't eat Veggie Straws or Pop Tarts. *Waiting in line, camping in a tent on the ground, and other things we're too old to tolerate. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend or a stranger on the street, write us a review, and click our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on, kid? |
| 0:51.0 | Not much, how are you, sir? |
| 0:52.0 | Good, glad to hear it. |
| 0:53.0 | How you surviving the heat? |
| 0:55.0 | My AC is working fine. |
| 0:56.0 | No problems. |
| 0:57.0 | I brought you some Budweiser zero. |
| 0:58.0 | I saw that. |
| 0:59.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 1:00.0 | Appreciate it. |
| 1:01.0 | Well, come on. |
| 1:02.0 | I brought snow cone. |
| 1:03.0 | Truly? |
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