Wednesday, 08.09.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Gambling problem? What gambling problem?? I already told you, it's those fat cat bankers keeping me poor! *We've all been victims of bad haircuts, but have you ever been the victim of a devastating haircut right before school was about to start? *Lazlo and Slimfast promise not to spoil the Johnny Football doc on Netflix and then proceed to spoil the Johnny Football doc on Netflix. *Doomscrolling!! Unless you bought your ticket at a Publix in Jupiter Beach Florida, you're still not a billionaire. Trump is on one this week, for obvious reasons. Trump v Bush, who was worse? Megan Thee Stallion's shooter, Torey Lanez, was sentenced to 10 years. Overturning Roe v Wade still hasn't paid off for republicans like they'd probably hoped. Luddites in California are bitching about driverless cars. *Bad presidents, nothing to watch on tv, and other things Gen X misses about their youth. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | How are you? |
| 0:50.0 | Fantastic. How about you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:52.0 | Good. Glad to be here. |
| 0:53.0 | And a good couple, you know, since I saw you. |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, I know. Lots happened. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, I wanted some bats. I haven't done that in a while. |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, I didn't even know you didn't go to bed. |
| 1:02.0 | You're supposed to give us your picks. |
| 1:03.0 | Well, I lose all time, so. |
| 1:05.0 | But last time I asked you said, I haven't batten a long time. |
| 1:07.0 | I batten a little bit all the time. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, okay. Well, so what'd you win? |
| 1:11.0 | Well, I'm money, but I got, uh, I had, you know, to hit a home run, which was always pretty good. |
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