Thursday, 08.10.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Slimfast is feeling guilty (shocking) and it involves his mom (shocking again). *Letting your kid get behind the wheel alone for the first time has to be top-10 most stressful moments of parenting. *How long should you grieve about the death of a pet? And I'm talking about a real pet like a dog or cat or maybe even a monkey but certainly not lizards or fish. *Doomscrolling!! Lazlo doesn't understand how Hawaii can be so susceptible to fires when it's surrounded by water. Feinstein took a tumble. The FBI killed a man while executing a warrant related to the suspect's threats made against the president and other high-profile politicians. Lil Tay may or may not be dead. Who is Lil Tay, you ask? That's not important. She might be alive. *Julia is on the program! She's here to help us all get to the bottom of this Lil Tay mystery. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and don't forget to check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:12.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:19.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:31.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo, what are you doing, man? |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, just living my life. |
| 0:53.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:54.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:55.0 | How's life? |
| 0:56.0 | It's great. |
| 0:57.0 | Good. Nothing going on. |
| 0:58.0 | Nothing really. |
| 1:00.0 | I think I might be a bad son. |
| 1:02.0 | Why? |
| 1:03.0 | Well, my mom's dog got sick. |
| 1:06.0 | And so she called me and I knew that he wasn't doing good. |
| 1:11.0 | Like, I'd gone over there and I think because she lives with the dog, she's not noticing. |
| 1:17.0 | She sees the dog every day. |
| 1:18.0 | But I was going over there every week or two and I noticed he was losing weight. |
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