Tuesday, 08.08.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 8 August 2023
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Financial Advice with Lazlo and Slim. *The 5 most overrated NFL teams going into the 2023 season. *Billboard released the top 100 greatest album covers of all time (link below). We like the list, but we think they overlooked a few. *Doomscrolling! Anyone ever heard of ALS? Trump goes after Jack Smith in classic Trump style. MegaMillions has hit a record high. Russia does the old "double-tap". The cousin of the Uvalde school shooter threatened to shoot up a school. Immaculate Grid is all the rage. COVID announces a reunion tour. A mother is suing Southwest after she was suspected of trafficking her own daughter. *Tell me more about the Mormon heavens and which one I should apply to. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! What's going on, kid? Not much, how are you? I'm great, man. |
| 0:53.0 | Well, well what? How's life? It's fine. Yeah, no problem. |
| 0:57.0 | It's good. Everyone's good. I mean, yeah. |
| 0:59.0 | Some are time. You know, I don't, we don't have to talk about what we're talking about, but it's just, you know. |
| 1:05.0 | Well, I mean, it's one of those things that's too intricate to what ever. |
| 1:08.0 | It's one of those things where you thought you had money and you didn't. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah. But it says you do, but you don't. Right. |
| 1:15.0 | And you're like, oh, I don't. And there are different. I always thought I did. Right. You thought you did. |
| 1:20.0 | Well, the good news to the years. I thought I did. You probably weren't keeping a very close eye on it. |
| 1:23.0 | But I knew what it was. Yeah, you knew it was. |
| 1:25.0 | And in my head, it was always like, well, I need to grab that I should. |
| 1:28.0 | Yeah. And then someone said, hey, you know, you might want to grab that. And you're like, oh, okay. So you look into it. |
| 1:32.0 | And you're like, yeah, you should have probably should have done that already. |
| 1:35.0 | Who knows if you even could have. I don't know either. I know I can't now. |
| 1:39.0 | Right. It just feels like that's the kind of thing, especially with money with me. |
| 1:43.0 | If someone, if I think there's going to be money or and then it gets taken away or I can't have it or whatever, I just think, okay. |
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