Wednesday, 08.02.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2023
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
"Matt Damon is 5'2, eyes are blue. Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo," -Rudy Giuliani
*I think we're all sick of hearing about gaslighting and being accused of gaslighting someone every time there's a disagreement. Now we have to deal with "ghostllighting"? *Lazlo says we all need to watch the new Jake Paul documentary on Netflix. Or is it Logan Paul? I think it's Jake. *Doomscrolling!! More details on the Lizzo lawsuit. We're trying to understand the latest Trump indictment and it's going about as well as you'd expect. AMC had its biggest week ever! They've been in business for over 100 years and it took Barbenheimer to put them in the black. A Georgia woman was busted in the Bahamas for trying to pay her boyfriend to kill her husband because?......she didn't know a hitman. *Who is your favorite tv family of all time? American's top choice made no sense to me. *Thank for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Las Vegas begun. |
| 0:49.0 | What's going on here? |
| 0:50.0 | You don't look anymore. |
| 0:51.0 | You don't even check. |
| 0:52.0 | No, just whatever happens happens. |
| 0:54.0 | Well, now might be something might have happened because people have listened to the show for a while. |
| 0:59.0 | No. |
| 1:00.0 | Lazo invested in AMC stock. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.0 | When the red dress opened too. |
| 1:05.0 | I didn't know if it's up or not. |
| 1:06.0 | I just know that I saw a story today that said not only was Barbie and Oppenheimer good for business. |
| 1:11.0 | They had the best week they've had in their 100 plus year history. |
| 1:15.0 | The single best week. |
| 1:17.0 | I was like, well, when they said best week, I figured they were going to say of the last 10 years. |
| 1:20.0 | I would never put the story. |
| 1:21.0 | I saw they said it was the best week they had the biggest week in a hundred and some years. |
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