Tuesday, 08.01.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
I thought Lizzo was supposed to be a woke icon. What's with these allegations of her acting like the three of us at a strip club? *You know things are bad when the top three Billboard songs are all crappy country songs. This is the first time that's ever happened. *Girls are now using "the Barbie test" on first dates. Speaking of Barbie, are a few dudes allowed to sit around and give our thoughts on the movie? *Doomscrolling!! Is this zoo in China just dressing up people in bear suits and putting them on display? Lori Vallow says her kids are fine. She's talks to them beyond the grave all the time. She seems like a handful. *The NFL is expanding its rules to allow more punishments for players who misbehave. This whole thing is a mess and Lazlo has thoughts. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend and a few strangers about the show. We'd also really appreciate if you left us a review. Remember to join us on twitch every weekday afternoon as we record the podcast live with your help. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloth has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | How are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great. |
| 0:53.0 | No problems. |
| 0:54.0 | Right here. |
| 0:55.0 | Hey, you got a fan back. |
| 0:56.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:57.0 | First I did, you asked me to. |
| 0:58.0 | I did it. |
| 0:59.0 | Why wouldn't I? |
| 1:00.0 | Appreciate it. |
| 1:01.0 | Well, because it's not like all we're so worried about. |
| 1:02.0 | We're all forgetful. |
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