Thursday, 08.03.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2023
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Now that we all know the story of Jake (or is it Logan) Paul, what the hell ever became of Johnny Football? Like, is he rich or is he dead? *Some travel magazine has come up with the best countries to visit for a song. Which countries on the list would you visit and why hasn't Snowcone already visited the top choice? *It turns out there's a reason you're having so much trouble finding love on that dating app. You don't know how to play ball in your league. *Doomscrolling!! Is it possible that we finally understand this Trump indictment? Probably not. Day 3 of "What's The Deal With Lizzo". What's the deal with US Women's Soccer team? I think they lack a sense of identity. *Zuckerberg built an octagon in his yard and his wife is complaining about it. *Tik Tok wants to make sure that American teens know that it's good for your mental health to stay in bed all day and accomplish nothing. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend or two and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, what are you doing? |
| 0:50.0 | Well, we're just sitting here discussing our favorite John Grishman novel. |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah, I snowgrown so he was reading a time to kill. |
| 0:56.0 | And I, in my head, I'm like, oh, this must be you guys talking about some sort of murder politic thing. |
| 1:02.0 | And I'm just not going to read. |
| 1:04.0 | And I'm like, what, and I made the dumb air of asking what are you guys talking about? |
| 1:09.0 | Yep, yep, turns out it was turns out it's a book from 1987. |
| 1:13.0 | Yep, that's all right. |
| 1:15.0 | Everybody read and read. |
| 1:16.0 | And for some reason, and by the way, I'm not making fun of him. |
| 1:18.0 | He had to take a call. |
| 1:19.0 | I love that too. |
| 1:20.0 | He just said, like, he looked at, he's like, I got to take this call. |
| 1:22.0 | Like we care. |
| 1:23.0 | But anyway, he said he's having it. |
| 1:25.0 | Oh, it's just taking me. |
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