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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 10 July 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
*Did your parents use guilt as a weapon and did it work?
*I'm a man! I've drank and drive a thousand times!
*Millions in Texas without power and Lazlo hasn't even checked in with his favorite uncle in Houston.
*Virginia Band phones in school.
*Study finds toxic metals in tampons.
*Pastor at mega church is accused of molesting a 12-year-old girl. He blames the girl.
*Prostitute suspected of murdering man and using his severed thumb to make purchases with his phone.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.8 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:30.9 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | How are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm doing all right, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm good man. Good,'s going on not much how's your mother I start that every day with that now she's |
| 0:58.2 | No problems. Getting along well. She was happy yesterday. I had to take my youngest one to a |
| 1:03.6 | baseball try out. Yeah. So my oldest is he's a really nice guy. Like a really |
| 1:11.6 | really nice guy and does things that I would have been like I just think of the things |
| 1:16.0 | that he does at 17 that have been like absolutely not he's a thoughtful person I'm |
| 1:20.1 | like so what did you guys do and she goes well he took me to the batting |
| 1:22.8 | cages because he wanted to get some work in she's like so I watched them and then we |
| 1:27.0 | went to chilies for dinner damn and then we went and had ice cream |
| 1:30.1 | and we sat outside Baskin Robbins and ate ice cream together and I'm like I would have never done that with my grandmother. |
| 1:36.0 | No, no, no, no, my grandmother never put on any clothes or then remo-moumou, so we never really left the house house but I mean I just hope that sounds crazy for like you |
| 1:46.6 | yeah a grand kid should do that and yeah he loves his grandmother but it's just like I |
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