Thursday, 07.11.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
*I can see, I can see I'm going blind
*The best fictional bands from movies
*More dems call for Biden to step down, including Clooney
*Trust me, the government is coming for your Zyn
*Gen Z doesn't like nude scenes in movies and they really don't like that they can't buy a house
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.7 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:30.8 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Hi? |
| 0:48.0 | Hey, you okay? |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, you? |
| 0:51.0 | You sure? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm sure. I'm worried about you. No, I'm fine. I just |
| 0:55.4 | temporarily lost my vision. So you have blurry vision and one eye. Yeah, it just woke up up with it and it hasn't gone away. Wouldn't go away. So, you know. |
| 1:09.2 | It's just one of those things I guess you add to the list of things as you get older. |
| 1:12.4 | Mm boy that I. I guess you add to the list of things as you get older. |
| 1:13.0 | Boy, that I don't want to freak you out. |
| 1:16.0 | Yeah, you don't need to because I already am. |
| 1:18.0 | All right, but I don't want to. |
| 1:19.0 | It just seems like when you say as well, it seems like maybe a warning sign. |
| 1:22.0 | Right, yes, could be it is |
| 1:24.8 | it could be just something in your eye too normally it's nothing |
| 1:27.9 | 98% of the time it's nothing but you know well yeah okay 98% of the time it's nothing except |
| 1:36.1 | is that the percentage when you feel in your gut like it's something you know when |
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