Off Air: Slims Grandma Storms Normandy

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Saving Pirate Ryan, I threw up. I had to leave the theater.
0:02.0	Why? Because I just thought about my grandparents, who stormed the beaches.
0:06.6	Your grandmother stormed the beaches?
0:08.6	Grandparents, I said, who stormed the French beaches.
0:11.3	Grandma and your grandma?
0:12.3	Grandma? Grandpa.
0:13.0	My Grandpa.
0:14.0	I had grandpa's on both sides.
0:18.0	I have two parents.
0:19.0	So I have two grandpa's.
0:20.0	Well you said your grandparents.
0:23.0	Yeah, they're grandparents.
0:24.0	Who were those you guys? They're grandpais.
0:26.0	They're my grandparents.
0:27.0	Grandma brought sandwiches along.
0:29.0	God was probably helping with the war.
0:31.0	She went with her.
0:32.0	Every woman was helping with the war. Just went with her. Every woman was helping with the war.
0:33.0	They were paying.
0:37.0	They were dead squirrels.
0:38.0	They were building fucking jeeps.
0:40.0	Playing baseball.
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