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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 27 June 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
*Has youth baseball become a scam?
*A gamer got angry at another gamer, got on a plane, flew to Florida, and attacked the other gamer with a hammer.
*What are you better at than 80% of the population?
*The time Lazlo got so mad he tried to kill someone
*Looks like The Chiefs might finally get some national attention!
*Jurors in the Karen Read trial are still deliberating.
*If you decide to impersonate a cop and pull people over, don't pull over real cops.
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.9 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.0 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:44.0 | the church of LASL has begun |
| 0:48.0 | yo yo how everybody doing huh hey how are you |
| 0:51.0 | how are you i'm good man tapped out early this morning. What? You know just |
| 0:55.2 | tapping out. You tapped out early? Yeah this morning. Why? Nothing else to do. |
| 1:01.9 | What what is your normal weekday morning like? Do you have to take the boys to school or do they ride the bus? |
| 1:07.0 | We're in summer vacation baby. Oh, well, right, it's summertime now. |
| 1:10.0 | So, I have to, every morning morning I wake up and at about 6.30 and take Chacho to football practice or weights. |
| 1:24.0 | Okay. |
| 1:25.0 | So then I go back home, have a cup of coffee, and then I got to pick them up from that. |
| 1:30.0 | Okay. |
| 1:31.0 | So there's like, you know, whatever. There's no real difference between having school every day. |
| 1:35.4 | Right. Well, no, not if you have to do that. |
| 1:37.4 | I think he's off now. You told me, man, I was kind of bum. He's like, I think this was our last |
| 1:42.6 | practice our last football practice until real football starts this was like |
| 1:46.8 | O TAs. Yeah I thought that optional there is football practice in August, right? |
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