Friday, 06.28.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
*School Ties
*The best summer blockbusters of all time
*How'd the debate go last night? I didn't watch
*Snowcone finally gets a date!
*Sweet note from UberEats driver results in big payday. Why can't we come up with something like this?
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Man, I've never been more horny than when I saw her. |
| 0:51.0 | Well, when you start talking like that, yeah. |
| 0:53.0 | It's very similar. |
| 0:54.7 | I don't think my teacher wore the, well, she wore the jeans that are probably, they were |
| 1:00.1 | elastic, but they're not necessarily advertising that they're |
| 1:02.9 | allowed sure like pregnancy pants yes but I don't know what's going on with |
| 1:06.4 | someone's body and I'm not body shaming I really just don't know when you've got that |
| 1:11.4 | thing where the pants are a little high and I can't tell like is what's right underneath |
| 1:16.4 | her |
| 1:16.2 | Waistline of her pants is that part of her stomach that she's decided to try and tighten with her pants or is it something that's not part of her |
| 1:24.3 | stomach I could never tell on courses an eighth grader me and my friends were |
| 1:27.9 | always commenting on it like you know what's well what's going on there but you your teacher, I don't think... |
| 1:33.4 | My teacher, she was a good teacher. |
| 1:35.0 | My teacher was a good teacher. My teacher was a kakis with a stretch waistband. |
| 1:37.0 | Yeah. |
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