Tuesday, 06.25.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 26 June 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
*Energy Drinks v Coffee. Red-Bull Vodka v Sobriety
*Americans are obsessed with vacation duping. Can't afford Disney World? Watch Fantasia with the family instead.
*A county in New York has banned trans women from competing against cis women.
*Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen's ex) has allegedly been questioned by police about Matthew Perry's death.
*Julian Assange is finally out of prison and headed home.
*Parents and the ACLU are suing Louisiana over the 10 Commandments in the classrooms.
*The music industry is suing AI for writing better music than their artists.
*What's the pettiest thing you fought about with your ex?
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:44.0 | the church of LASL has begun |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, |
| 0:49.0 | yo big sexy son of a bitch |
| 0:51.0 | how the hell are you right good glad to hear it who's gonna tap out first today who |
| 0:56.4 | probably me unless you give me a sip of that popsicle energy |
| 1:00.4 | yeah does it takes like a popsicle? It does. I let's try. You just grab them at the gas station? I do. |
| 1:06.7 | I'm intrigued. I'm not like a huge energy drink guy. I'm not opposed to him though. |
| 1:11.0 | I don't know if I get through my day without one. |
| 1:13.0 | Is that like, okay, so when you think of an energy drink, you know like I need this caffeine. |
| 1:18.0 | It helps me. I feel like two or three cups of coffee and coffee sometimes can make me feel like |
| 1:23.4 | ugh so then I just grab one of these and boom that's about what I need I feel like |
| 1:28.7 | something's the same way with the two cups of coffee and a cherry energy drink. But so you drink coffee and energy drinks. |
| 1:34.6 | I feel like I know a lot of people who are one or the other. |
| 1:36.8 | I think Snowcomb's just energy drinks. |
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