Wednesday 05.15.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 15 May 2024
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
*Lazlo says Toys R Us was a "casino for kids" and he's absolutely right.
*People are already creating AI versions of themselves to leave behind after they die.
*Caitlin Clark lost her first WNBA game, but it definitely wasn't her fault. It's never her fault.
*Sydney Sweeney might be remaking Barbarella! Barbarella (film) - Wikipedia
*Brady says he wouldn't do the roast again.
*Which celebrity would Americans most like to see in the White House?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the |
| 0:08.0 | selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through |
| 0:16.2 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:44.0 | the Church of LASL has begun |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on kid? |
| 0:51.0 | Nothing how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great good glad to hear it so comes back going on Yesterday is my son's birthday. It was? How was he now? Six. Wow. Fast. Yeah, but doesn't he, I've just thought for the last, I don't know, two years, three years that he's looked like he's six I don't know what kids |
| 1:14.5 | are supposed to look like but I've always thought he looks well there's an age |
| 1:17.2 | when they get around he's very tall yeah but there's an age when they get around |
| 1:21.2 | four to nine that it's hard to tell or |
| 1:24.4 | easy to tell basically the same thing yeah they're talking full sentences they |
| 1:27.8 | don't necessarily well that's it when he's talking to tell you |
| 1:30.3 | man they don't get crazy smarter once they figure out the bathroom by themselves and they start going to |
| 1:36.5 | kindergarten there's probably like a time until like the fourth grade to when you're kind of like |
| 1:42.3 | oh he's growing up it's like the fourth grade to when you're kind of like oh he's growing up it's like the fourth or fifth grade they start kind of I don't want to say getting their own personalities but figuring they stop relying on you for everything and now they're like well my friend said |
| 1:54.4 | this and you're an idiot that's somewhere around the fifth grade and it's not all |
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