Tuesday, 05.14.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2024
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
*Harrison Butker is speaking so you'd better listen up ladies.
*Stonks are back! We missed out on getting rich the last time around, but we won't be making that same mistake again! Wait, what's that? It's already over?
*If you meet a guy who buys you flowers, tells you he loves you, and texts you back, get the hell out of there while you still can.
*Police seek public's help in locating that man who punched Steve Buscemi.
*The WNBA season starts tonight, but I don't need to tell you that.
*In honor of the "KAKE" beef, let's take a look back at every diss track in history to hit #1,
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through |
| 0:16.0 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslo has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | How are you, man? |
| 0:51.0 | Well I'm doing great. |
| 0:52.0 | How about yourself? I'm great man. Good. Glad to hear it I'm a lot of people mad at me yeah an |
| 0:57.5 | x so that's good that's that's that it's Twitter well another, another spin-off, huh? |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.0 | I'm still on threads. |
| 1:06.0 | I know, I see you. |
| 1:07.0 | I'm trying to give it a go. |
| 1:08.0 | It says every once in a while it pops on my phone. |
| 1:10.0 | Your contact Slim Fast has made a thread. |
| 1:12.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.2 | I'm like, no, he has. |
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