The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun.

Yo!

Yo!

How you guys doing you guys are getting rich over there?

Mm. You guys are getting rich over there? Yeah, you know?

You're getting rich, you're gonna die trying.

A couple of stonk bros?

Yeah.

Finally had one.

I mean I was due.

After Blockbuster and my fake-ass weight loss science and yeah and all the all these other things I've dipped. I mean you got to remember I'm so

dumb that there was a time when I thought man you know what's smart all that people

aren't thinking about marijuana because they legalize it in Colorado now.

I'm going to invest a bunch.

And I invested in all these penny stocks.

And I just thought this is going to be huge.

These people, they know how to grow marijuana indoors

with special new systems and it saves energy. I was like I'm going to be rich and

then I realized there was like a trillion of those startups and most of them didn't

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