Wednesday, 05.07.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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*Sweet Cream is looking for kids to teach him how to use a computer. *How would one go about getting Jennifer Aniston's address? (asking for a friend) *Smokey Robinson has been accused of sexual assault. I'll save you a click, he's 85. *This is the first time someone's been killed by a bear in Florida? Wait, there are bears in Florida? *The FBI is warning the public about 764. What's 764? There's no way to know. *With a little help from the electoral college, Trump might be pope soon.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen
0:44.4	the church of laslow has begun yo yo how are you whoa what the hell's that sorry i don't know what's up
0:52.6	hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey, hey.
0:55.4	Jesus, man.
0:56.4	What are you doing?
0:57.2	Well, yesterday was technicality free, technical air free.
1:01.7	So, you know, I'm sorry.
1:03.0	I'm sorry.
1:03.7	But we, sorry that.
1:04.6	White Sox, infielder.
1:05.7	I know.
1:06.2	Over there, trying to do your job, getting hit in the head with the bomb. Getting hit in the glove and then in the head. Yeah.
1:11.6	That's a tough one, man.
1:12.9	If people didn't watch, this is why I tell people, even if you don't watch the games,
1:17.7	to at least watch the highlights on YouTube or on the MLB app or something.
1:23.1	Because the Royals are playing the White Sox, which means Lazzo is winning some money.
1:25.9	Yeah.
1:26.5	That's part of it. It also means that the royals are having some fun.
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